Step 1: Donuts

Meet the Meeting Prophets, a group of esteemed professionals who have dedicated their lives to predicting the inevitable meetings that will consume your day.

Step 1: Donuts. Yes, you heard that right. Donuts.

In this crucial first step, our Meeting Prophets will guide you through the ancient art of identifying the telltale signs of an impending meeting:

• A sudden influx of email notifications
• The eerie feeling that something is off about the conference room's thermostat
• The unmistakable aroma of stale coffee wafting from the break room

Continue to Step 2: Buzzwords or Bail out and become a Meeting Orphan.