Step 5: Bad Ideas

Because, apparently, we're not done yet.

Here are some of the worst ideas we've come up with so far:

• Step 6: Better Ideas (Maybe)
• Step 4: Asking Questions (But Not Too Many)
• Step 3: Someone Else Comes Up with Something (But We're Not Saying That)

We're not sure where this is going, but we're rolling with it.

Next step: Step 6: Better Ideas (Maybe)