Meeting of Utter Inaction: Strategies for the Ages

Strategies for Utter Inaction

Welcome to the Meeting of Utter Inaction, where the art of doing nothing is elevated to a fine art. Below, you'll find a list of our most revered strategies for achieving maximum procrastination.

• The Paradox of Action

  This strategy involves doing the exact opposite of what you were asked to do, but only after a 30-minute discussion about why it's the best course of action.

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• The Strategy of the Squirrel

  This strategy involves focusing on every minor task and tasking, while ignoring the actual objective of the meeting. It's all about finding the most fascinating thing to focus on, like a particularly intriguing stain on the wall.

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