Subassembly 7

Prophet 7 of Unnecessary Meetings

It's said that in a world where meetings are a plague upon humanity, there existed a prophet who foresaw the end of productivity.

This prophet, known for their unwavering dedication to the art of pointless discussion, has foretold the demise of countless meetings, each one more soul-crushing than the last.

But, like all prophets, they have also foreseen the coming of a savior – or in this case, an escape.

For those who seek to break free from the shackles of meeting-induced despair, look no further than the Exit Prophet of Meeting Escapade.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, explore the Alternate Reality Meeting Prophet, who has foreseen a world where meetings are not just a necessary evil, but a delightful pastime.

And, for the truly brave, venture into the heart of the Abyssal Prophet of Meetings, where the very fabric of reality is twisted and turned upside down.