Subordinate Meeting Prophets

Here, we have a group of highly specialized, marginally effective meeting facilitators, tasked with making your mundane meetings slightly less tedious.

Subordinate Meeting Prophets

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We're a team of highly trained, highly caffeinated individuals dedicated to making meetings more tolerable, but let's be real, we're not really making much of a difference.

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