Meetings Prophets

Where every meeting is a prophecy

Our team of Meeting Prophets will predict the exact number of minutes you will spend in each meeting, and guide you through the inevitable descent into chaos.

We'll tell you when to nod, when to yawn, and when to make a break for the bathroom.

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But be warned, our prophecies are not always 100% accurate, but they're 100% entertaining.

Meet the Meeting Gurus