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Technique 1: Repeating Oneself

Meetings are like the ocean. They go on forever, and if you're not careful, you'll drown in them.

The art of being a Meeting Prophet is to know when to stop repeating yourself. But let's be real, that's just not going to happen.

Here are some tips on how to keep repeating yourself:

Repeat yourself three times, with slight variations, but still, you're saying the same thing over and over.
Make eye contact with everyone in the room, even if it's just to stare at a wall.
Use the phrase "I'm just checking in" at least five times.

Remember, the goal is to make your meeting attendees feel like they're stuck in a never-ending loop.