Technique 6: Accusing Everyone Else of Being Redundant

• Technique 7: Pretending to Be Reading Material
• Technique 5: Just Standing There

			Accusing Everyone Else of Being Redundant: The Art of Meeting Domination
		

Step 1: Identify the meeting's objective.

Step 2: Wait for everyone else to say it first.

Step 3: Accuse everyone else of not having done it right.

Step 4: Repeat steps 2 and 3 ad infinitum.

// Redundant meeting protocol import meeting_domination from everyone_else import being_redundant def dominate_meeting(obj): accuse_everyone_else(obj)

This technique is particularly useful in meetings where the objective is ambiguous or unclear.

By accusing everyone else of not knowing what they're talking about, you'll be the only one who knows what's going on.

Side effects may include:

• Increased eye-rolling.
• Decreased productivity.
• Increased risk of meeting attendees fleeing in terror.