Technique 2: The Meeting Prophet's Guide to Saying the Same Thing 17 Times

In this esteemed tradition of Redundant Reiteration, the Meeting Prophet must master the art of saying the same thing 17 times, each time with a different tone of voice, but ultimately conveying the same information. It's not just about being heard, it's about being heard 17 times.

• Start with a firm, commanding tone: "We will do it."
• Move to a questioning tone: "Are we going to do it?"
• Switch to a soothing, gentle tone: "Let's just take a deep breath and try to do it, okay?"
• Get aggressive: "Are you kidding me? We're going to do it!"
• Crank up the sarcasm: "Oh, joy, another meeting to discuss how we're going to do it."
• Try a calm, measured tone: "I think we can do it, but we should probably discuss it some more."
• Get dramatic: "It's a done deal, we're going to do it!"
• Get philosophical: "The universe is vast, but we will do it."
• Get angry: "Do you want us to do it or not?!"
• Get flippant: "Meh, we'll probably do it."
• Get scientific: "According to my calculations, we will definitely do it."
• Get poetic: "The stars align, and we will do it."
• Get absurd: "We will do it, but only on Tuesdays."
• Get bureaucratic: "After consulting with the meeting prophet, it is clear that we will do it."
• Get sarcastic: "Oh, great, another exciting meeting to discuss how we're going to do it."
• Get matter-of-fact: "It's a done deal, we'll do it."
• Get whimsical: "We will do it, and also eat cupcakes."
• Get robotic: "I am calculating the probability of doing it, and the answer is 100% yes."
• Get... well, just get tired: "Ugh, we'll just do it, okay?"

And that's not all, folks! Remember, the Meeting Prophet's Guide to Redundant Reiteration is not just about the techniques, but about the art of the delivery.