Prophet Squirrels' Survival Tips

Chapter 1: The Art of Napping in Meetings

As a seasoned prophet squirrel, I know a thing or two about surviving meetings that could be a never-ending cycle of boredom and despair.

• Nap in the corner, but only if you can get away with it.
• Stare intensely at the ceiling tiles.
• Make eye contact with a nearby plant.

Chapter 2: The Secret to Not Being a Meeting Prophesied

Don't be that guy who always has to have the last word. Trust me, I've seen it happen.

• Avoid being a know-it-all.
• Don't make eye contact, unless it's with a friendly fly.
• Learn to nod enthusiastically, but say nothing at all.