Tsunami Lee: The Prophet of Unnecessary Gatherings
As a renowned Meeting Prophet, Tsunami Lee has been known to convene meetings that will never end, and never yield a tangible outcome. His uncanny ability to talk for hours on end about nothing in particular has been both mesmerizing and soul-crushing to his audience.
But don't just take our word for it! Here are some testimonials from past prophets-in-training:
- The meeting went on for 12 hours, I think.
- I'm pretty sure I fell asleep, but Tsunami was still talking.
- At one point, I thought we were discussing something, but I'm not sure what.