MEETING PROPHETS: Tuesday, Tuesday, Tuesday

Where the prophets of meetings come to gather and predict the inevitable meetings that will consume our lives.

Today's Prophecy:

We have received word that the meetings will start on time, but only because the coffee machine will run out of coffee at 10:15 AM.

Also, the fluorescent lights will be replaced with actual light bulbs, because who needs energy efficiency when you can have a warm, cozy glow?