Underutilization 101: The Art of Doing Less

Lesson 1: Mastering the Futility of Redundant Meetings

Welcome to Underutilization 101, where the art of doing nothing is a virtue. In this esteemed course, we will explore the subtleties of attending meetings that could be handled via email, phone call, or carrier pigeon, but no, let's just be here in person.

Lesson 2: The Science of Procrastination as a Form of Productivity

Learn how to turn the art of doing nothing into a science. Discover the ancient secrets of putting off tasks until the last possible moment, and then some. Our instructors are experts in the field of doing absolutely nothing.

Lesson 3: The Philosophy of Overthinking as a Form of Underachievement

Explore the profound insights of overthinking every decision, every action, and every thought. Learn how to turn the art of indecision into an art form, and the science of doing nothing into a science.

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