Alternate Agenda: The Secret Meeting

Alternate Agenda

Where the real decisions get made.

By order of the Council of Extraordinary Prophets, this meeting shall not be on the regular agenda.

Agenda Item: World Domination

This item shall not be discussed in public, nor even acknowledged as discussed.

Subitem 1: Secretly fund a team of highly trained ninjas

Subitem 2: Create an AI that can predict the outcomes of all meetings

Subitem 3: Develop a time-traveling toaster to alter historical events

This meeting will be held in a secret underground bunker, beneath a hollowed-out volcano, on a remote island.

Snacks will be provided, but they will be made of pure, unadulterated evil.

All attendees are expected to wear black hoodies and converse shoes.

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