Where the real decisions get made.
By order of the Council of Extraordinary Prophets, this meeting shall not be on the regular agenda.
Agenda Item: World Domination
This item shall not be discussed in public, nor even acknowledged as discussed.
Subitem 1: Secretly fund a team of highly trained ninjas
Subitem 2: Create an AI that can predict the outcomes of all meetings
Subitem 3: Develop a time-traveling toaster to alter historical events
This meeting will be held in a secret underground bunker, beneath a hollowed-out volcano, on a remote island.
Snacks will be provided, but they will be made of pure, unadulterated evil.
All attendees are expected to wear black hoodies and converse shoes.