Meeting 3: Where the Minutes Matter

Subpages:

• Minutes of the Meeting (Because who needs an agenda?)
• Meeting Adjournment: Because We Ran Out of Donuts
• The Great Meeting Adjournment Protest of 2023
• Lost Agenda: Because We Forgot What We Were Discussing

Today, we're discussing the most important topic of all: what to eat for lunch. Because, let's be real, that's what really matters.

We'll be discussing the fine points of the "Who Eats the Most Ramen Noodles" award, and the "Best Use of a Meeting Room as a Personal Gym" award. Because, priorities.

Meeting attendees are encouraged to bring their own snacks, but let's be real, we're all just here for the free food.

Agenda:

• 1. What's for lunch?
• 2. Who ate the last donut?
• 3. Meeting adjournment procedures
• 4. Other random stuff

Don't forget to fill out your meeting evaluation form, which will be provided to you by our meeting facilitator, Bob. Because, you know, someone has to keep track of all these minutes.