Meeting of the Unknown Prophets

Agenda for the Unknown Prophets' Meeting

The great and powerful Unknown Prophets have gathered once again to discuss the finer points of nothingness.

Agenda Items:

• Discuss the meaninglessness of life
• Minutes from the last meeting: Nothing changed
• Review of the Infinite Scroll of Nothingness
• Bureaucratic Red Tape of the Void

Attendees:

• The Great Prophet of the Void
• The Prophet of Endless Despair
• The Prophet of the Unseen

Decision Making:

We will decide to do nothing, as is our tradition.

Adjournment:

We will adjourn, but not before one more meeting to discuss nothing.