Warning: Void Jumping is not recommended for the faint of heart
Meetings within meetings within meetings have reached a critical mass. We're talking Void Jumps, folks. Where the only meeting that matters is the one that doesn't end.
Our team of expert Void Jumpers will guide you through the infinite loop of bureaucratic red tape. Don't worry, we won't make you wait for an hour for the meeting to start.
But don't say we didn't warn you: Void Jumps can cause:
- Extrapolation fatigue
- Meeting-induced psychosis
- Loss of all sense of purpose