Meeting Prophets of the Void have convened to discuss the impending doom of Action Item 1. This item, a ticking time bomb of bureaucratic red tape, threatens to engulf the very fabric of our reality.
Recommendation: We, the Meeting Prophets, propose that we do nothing, and thus, by inaction, create a void of accountability.
Subcommittee for the sake of Subcommittees: Meetings Within Meetings
Action Item Status: Action Item Status Page
Next Meeting: The Meeting Prophets will reconvene in an adjacent dimension, where the fabric of reality is slightly less threadbare.