Hamster Mike's Meeting of Infinite Delays

Welcome to the most epic, most legendary, most utterly useless meeting in the history of the world! You've managed to navigate through 5 layers of bureaucratic red tape to get here, but we're glad you made it.

You are now at the threshold of the Void Meeting Ethics Committee, where the laws of physics and reality are mere suggestions. Our esteemed Chairhamster, Hamster Mike, is... um, probably still in his meeting with his accountant.

Current Agenda:

• Item 1: Discuss the meaning of life (estimated time: 2-3 hours)
• Item 2: Watch cat videos (estimated time: infinite)
• Item 3: Debate the merits of hamster-sized coffee cups (estimated time: 5-10 minutes)

Due to unforeseen circumstances, we will be having a 30-minute break to grab some snacks.

You can also:

• Hamster Lisa's Hamster Trivia
• Hamster John's Infinite Loop of Self-Importance