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Meeting in Virtual Hallway Attendance

Due to unforeseen circumstances, our meeting has been rescheduled to occur entirely within the confines of a virtual hallway.

We expect 100% attendance, as the fate of the company hangs in the balance. Don't make us send a strongly worded email.

Agenda includes:

RSVP: Meeting Prophets (for the most up-to-date information on meeting attendance)

For any questions or concerns, please don't hesitate to reach out to our Virtual Hallway Support Team at Virtual Hallway Support

You can also find more information on our Virtual Hallway Wiki at Virtual Hallway Wiki

Attendance Statistics:

As of today, we have:

23% of employees have confirmed attendance
15% of employees are on the fence
62% of employees are pretending to be attending, but are actually on a beach somewhere

We're not sure what to make of this.

Maybe you can help us make sense of it? Attendence Analysts are waiting!

We've created a map to help guide you through our virtual meeting:

Don't get lost! Virtual Hallway Navigators are here to help.