Bureaucratic Bill Profile

Meetings so long, meetings so tedious, meetings so utterly pointless!

Meetings are like a fine wine: they only get better with indefinite postponement.

Meetings with Bill:

Bill is our resident meeting guru. He's been attending meetings so extensively, he's developed a unique sense of void meeting theory.

Void meeting theory states that the more meetings, the less accomplished you'll be. It's a proven concept, trust us.

Void Meeting Theory:

Meetings are a vortex, a never-ending spiral of nothingness. Bill's research has shown that the only way to truly escape is to create more meetings, and then more meetings to discuss the first meetings, and so on.

It's a self-reinforcing cycle, folks. Don't get sucked in.

Void Meeting Ethics Committee:

We're the ones responsible for ensuring that Bill's void meeting theory doesn't consume us all. It's a thankless job, but someone's gotta do it.

Want to join the committee? Check our requirements and apply.