The Void Committee: Where Meetings Never End

Meetings have no purpose, only endless iterations.

Chairperson, Zorvath, decrees:

"The only goal of our meetings is to meet again, and again, and again. The void is infinite, and so are our meetings."

Subcommittees:

• What Happens Next?
• Meeting Syndrome: The Never-Ending Loop
• Paradoxical Meeting Theorists

Meetings are the new black hole, and we're stuck in them forever.