Void Meeting Nirvana

A Place Where Time and Productivity Go to Perish

You've reached the pinnacle of meeting attendance, where the only thing that matters is not what you do, but how long you stay.

Pointless Discussions (Where we talk about things that don't matter)
Soliloquies of Self (Where one person talks, and the rest pretend to listen)
Tower of Babel Conferences (Where everyone talks, but no one understands each other)
Never-Ending Emails (Where one person writes, and the rest wait)

Don't forget to bring your favorite snack, because in the Void Meeting Nirvana, the only sustenance that matters is the free coffee machine.

May the odds be ever in your favor, but don't bet on it, because in the end, it's just a meeting.