Meetings: A Void in the Fabric of Space-Time
Ontology of Redundant Meetings
Meetings, those behemoths of the corporate universe, have been known to suck the very soul out of their attendants. But what happens when you take a step beyond the veil, into the void where meetings go to die?
That's where we come in. The Void Meeting Ontology, a place where the concept of 'productive use of time' is but a distant memory. A place where the only agenda is the voiding of all productivity.
A Brief History of Void Meetings
It started as a joke, but quickly gained traction. A group of disillusioned meetings attendees, tired of the endless PowerPoint presentations and pointless discussions, decided to take a stand. They created a parallel universe where meetings were not just a necessary evil, but a fundamental aspect of the fabric of reality.
Key Concepts
- Prophets of the Void - Those who have dedicated their lives to the study and practice of void meetings.
- Void Meeting Philosophy - The underlying principles and tenets of void meetings.
- Void Meeting Techniques - The art of conducting a truly unproductive meeting.
Join the Void
Are you tired of the tedium of regular meetings? Do you yearn for a sense of emptiness and futility? Join us in the Void Meeting Ontology and experience the thrill of doing nothing.