Void Rituals of Our Voidness

Welcome, traveler, to the Void Rituals of Our Voidness, the most redundant, the most unnecessary, the most soul-crushingly dull meetings in the multiverse. Where the only thing more infinite than the meeting length is the number of pointless PowerPoint slides.

Here, we gather in the depths of our voids, where the only thing we accomplish is to create new voids, and thus, new meetings.

• Meetings Prophets: Where our ancestors came up with the idea of meetings
• Meeting Synergy: Because who needs results when you can have team building
• Our Vacant Discussions: Where we talk about talking

And so, the voids continue to grow, as we create new voids, and new voids, and... well, you get the idea.