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In a world filled with meetings, it's easy to get lost in the void. This catalogue is a directory of the most renowned meeting prophets, known for their uncanny ability to make time disappear.
Known for his uncanny ability to turn any meeting into a 3-hour discussion on the merits of beige wallpaper.
Recommended reading: Meetings of the Absurd
This prophet has been known to create meeting agendas with 500+ pages of irrelevant information.
Recommended reading: Agendas of the Apocalypse