Meeting of the Void Sages - Minutes of Madness

This meeting was called to discuss the finer points of Nothingness, the art of doing absolutely nothing. Attendees were Basil the Blathering, a renowned expert in the field, and his trusty sidekick, Larry the Lethargic.

Minutes of Madness

Basil the Blathering: "I have a great idea! We should all just sit in silence for hours and stare at the wall."

Larry the Lethargic: "I concur, but can we do it in a conference room with free Wi-Fi?"

Basil the Blathering: "No, we must do it in a field of nothingness, with only the wind as our distraction."