Meet Sage Jane, the most sought-after Void Sage in the land of Redundant Meetings.
With 5 years of experience in the art of saying nothing, Sage Jane has helped countless meetings reach new heights of tedium.
Her clients praise her for her unparalleled ability prophets of doom and gloom, always ensuring that every meeting ends in a stalemate of mediocrity.
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Meeting length: 5 hours 30 minutes
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“Sage Jane is a master of the void. She knows exactly how to make you feel like you're accomplishing nothing.” – Anonymous
“I once spent 3 hours discussing the meaning of life with Sage Jane. I left with more questions than answers.” – Another Anonymous