The Void Sages: Meeting Prophets

Meet the enigmatic Void Sages, a mystical group of individuals who claim to predict the most efficient ways to waste time.

Our meeting prophets have spent years studying the ancient art of procrastination, and their insights are not to be underestimated.

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Meet Our Meeting Prophets:

Zenith the Omniscient

Known for his unparalleled ability to predict the most efficient ways to waste time, Zenith is the most sought-after meeting prophet in the land.

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Basil the Blathering

Basil is known for his unique gift of speaking at inordinate lengths, ensuring that meetings drag on longer than they need to.

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Cassia the Cerebral

Cassia is a master of mental meandering, capable of turning even the most straightforward ideas into labyrinthine convolutions.

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