Welcome, novice Void Sage, to this esteemed institution of learned inactivity. Within these hallowed pages, we'll guide you through the intricacies of doing precisely nothing.
Void Sage 101 is the premier course for those looking to hone their skills in the ancient art of procrastination, the delicate dance of doing nothing, and the subtle nuances of achieving nothingness.
Our expert instructors, renowned for their ability to stare blankly into space, will lead you through exercises in:
Upon completion of Void Sage 101, you'll be well on your way to becoming a master of the void, able to stare into the abyss of productivity and emerge unscathed.
So, don't wait any longer! Enroll today and join the ranks of the world's most esteemed Void Sages.
Continue to Void Sage 201: Advanced Void Techniques