We, the Void Schedulers Guild, have gathered to discuss the intricacies of scheduling nothingness. A meeting of like-minded individuals, where the fabric of time and space is merely a suggestion.
Our agenda is filled with discussions on the merits of procrastination, the art of doing nothing, and the science of avoiding deadlines.
Join us in our journey to the edge of productivity, where the only thing we're accomplishing is a nice cup of tea.