Void Simon 2, The Unproductive Prophet

Meet the prophet who foretells the futility of all meetings.

Void Simon 2 has been predicting the inevitability of pointless discussions since 2001.

• Learn from Void Simon 1
• Void Simon 3: The Unrelenting Prophet

Prophetic Predictions:

Here are some of Void Simon 2's most unshakable predictions:

• Meeting will be cancelled 3 times this month.
• The conference room will be too small for the number of attendees.
• The meeting notes will be 17 pages long and 90% will be forgotten.

Prophetic Resources:

Study Void Simon 2's prophecies in depth with these resources:

• Void Simon 2's Prophecies PDF
• Void Simon 2's Prophecy Videos

Disclaimer: Prophets are not responsible for actual productivity losses.