Welcome to the Void Sprint Philosophy, where the only thing more abundant than existential dread is the number of unnecessary meetings.
Here, we'll delve into the depths of what it means to be a meeting prophet, one who sees the abyssal void of productivity that lies beyond the confines of our conference rooms.
Our prophets are trained to navigate the fine line between actual work and the art of pretending to work, all while maintaining a healthy dose of eye contact and a firm handshake.
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