Void Squad Terms of Engagement

By attending Void Squad meetings, you agree to be repeatedly bored out of your mind.

• Article 1: We reserve the right to drag our meetings on for hours.
• Article 2: You are not allowed to take notes, as they will only serve as evidence of your boredom.
• Article 3: All decisions will be made by our fearless leader, who is not actually fearless.
• Article 4: We will not provide free food, but we promise it will be just as stale as your enthusiasm.

Meeting Ground Rules