Void-Squat Meeting: The Most Unproductive Use of Time

Welcome, esteemed colleagues! Today we'll be meeting to discuss the meaning of nothing. Yes, you heard that right. The great abyss of productivity.

Agenda:

• 1. Stare intensely at the wall for 30 minutes.
• 2. Discuss the futility of human existence.
• 3. Resolve to do absolutely nothing.

Join us as we delve into the depths of existential dread!

Subpages:

• Paradoxical Pauses: The Art of Staring
• Void-Squat Theory: The Science of Doing Nothing