Decision Sessions: Where Procrastination Meets Productivity

Join us in the void of indecision, where every meeting is a chance to do nothing.

Our Team of Void Strategists

• Meet our team of experts in doing absolutely nothing!
• Learn the art of attending meetings without actually accomplishing anything.
• Discover the joy of creating PowerPoints filled with irrelevant data.

Upcoming Decision Sessions

• Procrastination Sessions - Join us in our most popular series of meetings where you'll learn to do nothing in style.
• Committee Sessions - Because who needs actual decisions when you can spend hours discussing the obvious?
• Paradoxical Decisions - Where we'll try to decide between two things that can't actually be decided.