The Void Strategists' Expertise

Welcome to the esteemed Void Strategists' Expertise, where our team of expert meeting attendees specialize in the art of going nowhere.

Expertise

Our team has extensive experience going to meetings that never end, and we're not just talking about the time spent in the break room.

Our void strategists are experts in the art of:

Procrastination by committee
Absence of concrete goals
Unending discussion of irrelevant topics
Creating an endless to-do list for someone else to do

Meet the Team

Meet our team of expert void strategists: