Void Strategists

Meetings so long, they've lost all meaning.

We specialize in crafting the perfect meeting for the sake of meetings themselves.

Our expert void strategists have decades of experience in:

• Extending meetings by 5 minutes, then 30, then 60...
• Inserting 5 minute breaks every 5 minutes
• Creating " Action Items" that never need to be acted upon
• Developing PowerPoint presentations that only serve as a distraction from the actual meeting

Meet Our Meeting Architects Hire Our Meeting Scribes Meet Our Union Boss, Void Expert

Our Experts

Our void experts have a proven track record of wasting time and resources.

We're proud to have:

• Mr. Reginald P. Wastington, Expert in Extending Meetings
• Ms. Jane D. Overtime, Expert in Overtime Work
• Dr. John D. Do-nothing, Expert in Procrastination Techniques

The Union

We're proud to be part of the Void Experts Union, Local 666.

We fight tirelessly for the right to:

• Extend breaks
• Insert extra commas into sentences
• Create unnecessary attachments

Read Our Union Rules