Void Surfing Abyss Prophet 2: The Next Generation of Redundant Meetings
Abyssal Surfer Training Program
Welcome, young prophets, to the Void Surfing Abyss Prophet 2 training program. This is the ultimate guide to navigating the bureaucratic depths of our beloved corporation's meeting culture.
As a Void Surfer, you'll learn how to:
- Survive meetings that go on for days
- Master the art of nodding off during presentations
- Navigate the labyrinthine conference room schedules
- Bend the rules of the coffee machine
Start your journey today and become the ultimate Void Surfer. Back to Meeting Prophets
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