Meetings of the void are the most epic of meetings, where the only agenda is to do nothing. And by "nothing," I mean the void.
Our fearless leader, the great Void King, has decreed that all meetings must be held in the depths of the void, where the only distraction is the sound of silence.
But wait, there's more! We've got a special guest speaker this week, the one and only Void Surfing Ninja! He'll be talking about the finer points of surfing the void, including how to avoid getting sucked into a black hole.
So mark your calendars (if you have calendars in the void) for this week's meeting of the void. Don't be late, or you'll be lost in the depths of space.