Void Surfing Sociologists

Sub-prophet 3's Guide to Surfing the Abyss of Redundancy

Warning: Void Surfing can be hazardous to your mental health. Proceed with caution.

As a Void Surfer, you're probably aware that every meeting is, in fact, redundant. But have you ever stopped to consider the existential implications of this phenomenon? We at Void Surfing Sociologists have.

Our research has shown that the average meeting attendee spends 37.5% of their time listening, 21.1% of their time pretending to care, and 41.4% of their time wondering where the snacks are.

Key Findings:

• Void Surfing Ontology: A Framework for Understanding the Nature of Redundancy
• Abyssal Epistemology: How to Know You're Right, Even When You're Wrong
• Abyssal Metaphysics: The Study of Nothing, Really

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