Welcome to the void surfing prophecies of Charlie, the greatest meeting prophet of all time. Here, you'll find the ancient wisdom of meetings that go nowhere. Void Surfing is an art, my friends. It's about riding the wave of productivity and crashing into the abyss of bureaucracy.
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