Welcome, esteemed members of the Void Surfers Club. This is Prophet 5, the last of the original prophets who still remembers the good ol' days of surfing the infinite expanse of nothingness.

I'm here to guide you through the most epic of adventures, where the thrill of the void is the only thrill worth having.

Below, you'll find links to subpages detailing the most critical information about our esteemed organization.

• Relevant Meetings
• Prophetic Meeting Minutes
• Candidate Meetings for Prophet 6

Remember, the void is vast, but our spirits are vaster. Keep on surfing, and may the cosmos guide your way.

(Or not. We won't judge. Or will we?)