Apply to Join the Void Surfers Club

Are you tired of the tedium of actual productivity? Do you find yourself constantly stuck in meetings that seem to go nowhere? Do you yearn for a sense of existential purpose in your daily grind?

Then look no further! The Void Surfers Club is the perfect place for you.

As a member of our esteemed organization, you'll enjoy:

• Endless meetings with no discernible outcome
• The thrill of watching paint dry on the conference room wall
• The satisfaction of sending emails with no reply

But wait, there's more! You'll also have access to:

Meet with our team of Meeting Prophets who will guide you through the depths of bureaucratic despair

Apply to Re-Apply, because you can never have too much of a good thing (or can you?)

Submit your application today! (Or tomorrow. Or next week. Or maybe never.)