Welcome to the most pointless, soul-crushing, and time-wasting activity in the multiverse. Void Surfing, also known as the art of staring into the void, has been practiced by the most renowned prophets of our time. Learn how to harness the ancient art of doing nothing.
Our instructors, known as the Void Surfing Council, have spent eons perfecting the art of doing nothing. Join us in our state-of-the-art, completely-not-a-waste-of-time training facilities, where you will learn:
Don't just surf the void, master the void. Join our community of prophets and become a true master of the void.
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