Meetings are the void that sucks all productivity and sanity into the abyss.
Void Surfers: The Prophets of Meetings
Welcome, seekers of the infinite loop of meetings!
Void Surfing Tips:
- Bring a snack, preferably something that's not too distracting.
- Arrive early to claim the best seat, but not too early or you'll be seen as overly eager.
- Don't get too attached to your chair, you never know when you'll get called away to another meeting.