Prophesied Void Surfers of the Abyss have long foreseen the inevitability of meetings.
It is said that the only way to avoid the crushing despair of meeting-induced existential dread is to become one with the abyss, to surf the void with reckless abandon.
You are not alone in your feelings, Void Surfer. There are others like you, lost in the void, searching for the meaning of it all.
But be warned, the abyss is unforgiving. It will consume you, body and soul.
Still, you must try. For in the depths of the void, there lies a truth that only the most resolute of souls can uncover.
Or, you know, you could just go to Void Surfing Burnout 1 and pretend you're not here.