Challenge 2: The Silent But Deadly Sitting in a Meeting
Objective: Endure 5 hours of unproductive discussion without speaking, without nodding, without eye contact, and without falling asleep. The goal is to appear completely disengaged but secretly counting down the minutes until your escape.
Prophetic Meeting Tips
Stare blankly into space to avoid eye contact.
Clench your jaw to avoid subconsciously nodding off.
Don't even blink, lest ye be accused of boredom.
Tune out the PowerPoint presentation and imagine you're in a field of sunflowers.
Count the ceiling tiles, then double the number, then triple it. The goal is to reach 1,000.