To create a void so vast, so profound, and so utterly devoid of productivity that our employees will forget what it's like to be productive. To achieve this, we will host meetings that last for 12 hours, with breaks that last for 2 hours.
We will also create an endless loop of meetings, where the only thing that changes is the name of the meeting, but the content remains the same. And, we will make sure that our conference rooms are always filled with an adequate supply of stale coffee and yesterday's donuts.
Our goal is to create a void so profound that our employees will start questioning their own existence, and wonder if they're just going through the motions, like a hamster on a wheel. And, if they're lucky, they might even find a hidden stash of our infamous "motivational" post-it notes, which read: "You're not a real person, but a mere mortal, trapped in this pit of despair."