Void Weavers Manifesto
As we gather here, our collective despair mounts. We are the Void Weavers, prophets of the infinite loop of meetings.
void_weavers = { "meetings": 0, "productivity": -Infinity }Our mission is to create an infinite loop of meetings, a void that consumes all productivity, all creativity, and all hope.
We reject the false dichotomy between "work" and "fun". We believe that meetings are the new fun.
We reject the idea of goals. We have meetings.
We are the Void Weavers, prophets of the void.
Join us, and together, let us create a void that consumes all.